FUN FACTS ABOUT ME
- -I am a human being currently living on Earth. I have never been to outer space nor do I have any desire to leave my home planet. Go humans!
- -The first movie screening I ever attended was The Money Pit when I was nearly 1 years old.
- -I received detention in elementary school for bringing a Hulk comic to class.
- -The first explicit music I listened to was from a band called Kid Rock (no, not the Kid Rock you’re thinking of).
- -My parents allowed me to rent anything I wanted from the video store. By age 10, I was well versed in the complete works of Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th and Puppet Master. Interestingly enough, none of these films frightened me more than the Ewok specials.
- -I use to believe the bleeps on COPS was just a sound the camera made every 10 seconds.
- -One of my first jobs was a janitor at a community center with a pool. The horrors I saw in those locker rooms were beyond description.
- -The college I attended had a massive library of Criterion DVDs. I devoted a portion of my life to try to watch all of them at a rate of 2 movies a day. Almost watched all of them.
- -My first apartment featured a radiator bolted to the ceiling. The only way the place could be heated properly is if the pressure valve was released to let out steam. This, of course, would turn the apartment into a sauna and melted the paint.
